Wake Up, the Matrix Is Real – Heavyweight Tee

A blunt alarm clock in big terminal-green block type. For the people who stopped finding the joke funny.

Garment and fit

• 100% combed ring-spun cotton, 6.5 oz/yd² (220 g/m²)
• Regular, structured fit, side-seamed
• 1 × 1 rib collar, single-needle edge stitch
• Blank sourced from Bangladesh

Size note: Runs small, and the collar is snug: if you are between sizes, go up one.